This Woman May Have The Best Name Ever Created

Congrats to this woman with the coolest name ever who just received her doctorate after completing a dissertation on Black names -- behold, Dr. Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck.

I'd marry her and take her name strictly so I could become Mr. Marijuana Pepsi. (Also, if Pepsi Co doesn't release a line of CBD colas called Marijuana Pepsi now, they're idiots.)