This Harvard Professor Says You'll Kill Yourself With French Fries

Eat more than 6 French Fries in a single serving and die, according to this Harvard Professor.

...who clearly hasn't been on a date ever and has way too much time on his hands.

Not to mention, if I'm gonna die because I ate more than 6 fries, at least I'll die a happy, satisfied dude.

 

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