Netflix Is Dishing Out LOTS Of Money To Keep "Friends"

Netflix is dishing out $100 MILLION to keep Friends available to stream through 2019, which is $70 MILLION MORE THAN THEY JUST PAID.

Netflix. I love you. I'll forever be kind to you and never badmouth you. You're a truly selfless streaming service.

...I think I just hit on a stream service. Someone help me.