LOL reading the caption IN Cardi B's voice is probably the best thing you'll do with your Monday. I did it, I can't stop laughing, and people at work are looking at my weird.
I also feel like that napkin would go for a STUPID amount of money. Imagine if that's what was written on your tombstone, too?
"HERE LIES ____. ONCE BOUGHT A NAPKIN FOR $50,000."