(I wish I had slanted font like at the beginning of Star Wars for this one...)
LONG, LONG AGO, ON A PLANET THAT LOOKS A LOT LIKE EARTH...BECAUSE IT IS...A YOUNG JEDI-IN-TRAINING ASKED HIS PARENT A QUESTION THAT ALMOST CREATED THE IMPLOSION AND DESTRUCTION OF THE UNIVERSE:
And then this happened...
...and then THIS happened!
Foolish. Now I have vibranium ninja stars. https://t.co/V7ANPJW5wH— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) June 27, 2018
Kid -- you've already peaked in life. Don't even try to beat the moment when Luke Skywalker and Captain America answered your impossible question.