All I can picture is this Amazon home robot starting off its life in a new home EXACTLY how it's supposed to -- it's doing your housework and letting you relax more and have more "me time."
But then suddenly you're out having a spa day enjoying your new free time, leaving your spouse at home to get a shoulder massage from the Amazon home robot. Then that leads into your spouse spending more time with the robot. Your spouse, the robot, and your kids are going to do stuff together while you're still selfishly indulging in "me time."
Out of nowhere, you and your spouse seem distant. You feel like there's some weirdness whenever they're in the same room with the robot. Your kids start back-talking to you and mention the robot is a better parent to them than you ever were. And then, there's the day you decide to cancel your "me time" plans to spend the day with your spouse...and walk in on them in bed with the robot.
And then the robot kills you.
Lifetime, you can feel free to Venmo the money to me for this idea.