Shout to Tristan Thompson for doing the absolute bare minimum of fatherhood already. As soon as Khloe gave birth to their baby yesterday, the dude turned around and walked right out of the hospital.
Onto the next one, right Tristan? You sucknugget.
(The best part about this? I'm getting Khloe's back and I'd rather put my face inside of a wood chipper than have anything to do with anything involved a Kardashian.)