If You're In Florida, Avoid These Monkeys!

I probably shouldn't be laughing since this is a pretty serious health risk, but all I can think of is someone walking up to a random monkey, thinking it's all cute and starting to talk in baby/pet talk, and the monkey just turns around, spits in the person's face (or worse), and is all BOOM! HERPES!

I probably need mental help. But yeah, in all seriousness, this is the opposite of good and let's hope Florida can safely get these monkeys to somewhere that's not populated with people.

 
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