Most people will hang a dollar bill on their wall for their first sale of a new business. That said, if Taylor doesn't hang this dollar bill on her wall, she's doing it wrong.
After Taylor was sued for $3 million by the creepy-looking DJ in Denver that allegedly grabbed a handful of booty during a meet and greet photo back in 2013, Taylor counter-sued for a whopping one dollar. 100 cents. 10 dimes. 20 nickels. ONE-FREAKING-DOLLAR.
Because sometimes, people don't have to be malicious. Sometimes, people can just make a point. And that's exactly what she did -- the jury ruled in favor of Taylor Swift yesterday, which means David Mueller has to pay her $1.
He'll also probably never work in radio again, since he groped an artist, lied about it, sued her, then threw his boss under the bus and tried to put the blame on him -- but regardless, he's only out $1.
Ironically, Taylor is rumored to have an album coming out at the end of the year, so I can't wait for her first single -- "I got a dollar, I got a dollar, I got a dollar HEY HEY HEY!"