Buzzfeed recently asked its readers to come up with the hardest "Would You Rather" questions ever, and the results are indeed confounding. Here we have the top 10 (click link for full list). So, would you rather...



  1. Give up cheese or oral sex?
  2. Lick butter from a homeless person's toes or have sex with a wild gorilla?
  3. Have Cheetos fingers for the rest of your life or have a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat for the rest of your life?
  4. Use sandpaper as toilet paper or use hot sauce as eye drops?
  5. Never have access to the Internet or have Nicolas Cage always be within one meter of you?
  6. Poop bricks or puke slugs?
  7. Have permanent clown face or have permanent clown clothes?
  8. Have legs as long as your fingers or have fingers as long as your legs?
  9. Have to swim everywhere or have to listen to Nickelback for 12 hours each day for the rest of your life?
  10. Have pubic hair for teeth or have teeth for pubic hair?