Everything we know and hold true in this world is a LIE!!! WHAT!?! University of Hawaii anthropologist Christine R. Yano, who has been studying the phenomenon that is Hello Kitty for years, has just dropped a bombshell!
"That's one correction Sanrio made for my script for the show. Hello Kitty is not a cat," Yano told the LA Times. "She's a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She's never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it's called Charmmy Kitty."